When you sign up to be a candidate for House of Delegates, you get some pretty interesting correspondence. For example, today’s e-mail brings the following amazing offer:
“I just wanted to extend this great price to you and your campaign.
Robo calls for only 3 cents with no set up fees, additional charges or taxes!
They are easy to order, easy to record and they are the cheapest way to reach the voters in your district.
We can put your calls up the same day.
Thanks,
Ron
Ron Schneider, President, Premiere Political Communications, LLC
4616 Fessenden Street NW
Washington, DC 200
T 866-750-6610 F 253-295-2788 C 202-360-3663″
Umm . . . Thanks for thinking of me, Ron. Is it OK if I call you Ron? Your company can start making phone calls today? Only 3 cents? What a deal! Sounds like you provide great customer service, at low, low prices.
You probably won’t understand this, Ron, and I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but I do NOT plan to send recorded “Robo calls” to my friends and neighbors at 3 cents a pop. However, I imagine you’ll find plenty of candidates eager to accept your generous offer.
Voters of Worcester and Wicomico Counties, please note: Ron includes his phone numbers, in case you’d like to give him an unsolicited phone call, preferably while he’s eating lunch or dinner.
Stay tuned for more insider notes from the campaign trail.
– John Hayden
